Last Sunday I was on a Southwest flight out of Florida, with two Big10 women's softball teams. Due to weather problems up north, it was delayed in taking off so I had two hours to check them out. EVERY FREAKING ONE of those girls (30+ in all) had long hair...it's like part of the uniform.

One team had a student trainer/ graduate assistant who was a GUY...I told him you are the smartest SOB in the whole university.