This is for those of you who are married or dating a long hair lady:

1. Put a porch swing on your porch or in your backyard.

2. Have your wife/girlfriend come out with you to watch the sun set on a cool Summer night.

3. Sit on the porch swing and have your woman lay her head on your lap with her hair spread out all over (ideally you'd want her face down )

4. Then just gently let your fingers make sweet love to her soft scalp as you watch the sunset while she relaxes her head on your lap.

Not only do you get to watch a beautiful sunset, but you get to enjoy her wonderful hair. Not a bad deal, eh? And who knows? Maybe the romantic setting and the hair stroking may get her in the mood for other activities.