her's the deal

by pc

my elite friends and i have gone ''private''.

we vote, now, on who can and who can't.

sorry,,,no newbeez/trouble makers.

ino, a lot of u think i am the troublemaker


think about it. am i?

we just want to surf/post in peace.

my point:

Question: How many ninja forum users does it take to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been


14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light

bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light


53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another

6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is


15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light


is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in

violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take


discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and

lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs

and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to


the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this


and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the

corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this

group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including

all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot

handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions


light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start

it all over again

pc is gone


ninja, love your new site. congratsssssssssss

and i wish u success.

call me, if you want