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5 years frum now:

TC and his wife live in New York City. One winter morning while

listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say,

"We are going to have 8 to 10 centimeters of snow today.

You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street,

so the snowplow can get through."

TC's wife goes out and moves her car.


A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says,

"We are expecting 10 to 12 centimeters of snow today.

You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street,

so the snowplow can get through."


TC's wife goes out and moves her car again. The next week they are

having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says

"We are expecting 12 to 14 centimeters of snow today. You must park..."

then the electric power goes out.


TC's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says,

"Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need

to park on so the snowplow can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice, like all men

who are married to Blondes exhibit, TC says,

"Leona,,why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"


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A traveling Scotsman visits BooneDock, Texas and sees a circus banner reading:

"Don't Miss the Amazing Texan." Curious, he buys a ticket.

The tent goes dark. Suddenly, trumpets blare and all eyes turn

to the center ring.


There, spot-lit in the center ring is a table with three walnuts on it.

Standing next to the table is an old retired cowboy.

Suddenly, the old cowboy unzips his pants, whips out a huge member

and smashes all three walnuts with three mighty swings!


The crowd erupts in applause as the elderly Texas is carried off

on the shoulders of the crowd.

Ten years later, the salesman visits BooneDock, Texas again and sees

a faded sign for the same circus and the same:

"Don't Miss the Amazing Texan."


He can't believe the old guy is still alive, much less still

doing his feat, so he buys a ticket. Again, the center ring

is illuminated. This time, instead of walnuts though, three coconuts

are placed on the table. The Texan stands before the table and then

suddenly unzips his fly and smashes the coconuts with three

swings of his amazing member.


The crowd goes wild! Flabbergasted, the salesman requests a meeting

with him after the show. "You're incredible," he tells the Texan.

"But I have to know something. You're older now, why switch from

walnuts to coconuts?"


"Well," says PC, "my eyes ain`t' what they used to be."



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There were two blondes, skyandkrystal, who went deep into the frozen woods

searching for a Christmas tree.

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After hours of subzero temperatures a few close calls with hungry wolves,

one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree

I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"



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It was opening night at the Orpheum and the Amazing Romeopapa was topping the

bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.



As Romeo took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who


invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I

intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The

excitement was almost electric as Romeo withdrew a beautiful antique pocket

watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique

watch. It's a

very special watch. Its been in my family for six generations."


He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,

"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch.... " The crowd became

mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its

polished surface.


Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it

slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into

a hundred pieces.






"Shit" said the hypnotist.


It took three weeks to clean up the theater.



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