Anya, why do you even respond to posts like that?
It's called Trolling -- mainly because, like fishing, they are 'trolling' the waters looking for responses.
The best thing you can do, is point at them, and laugh. *HA!*
For what it's worth, your long fingernails are good enough defense; most people don't realize how easy it is to have an eye clawed out.
Leave little Dick alone, and in the future, don't pay any attention to the smarmy little brats who are just looking to get a reaction.