It can suck to be a long hair lover when you sit behind a long haired lady at work or school. I mean you're sitting there admiring and desiring her precious silk, but you can't indulge your senses in it. You wish you could reach out and let your fingers bury themselves deep in her hair, but you don't want to get caught. You wish your nose could inhale the aroma, but you don't want her to notice.

Anyways, I'm sure you all know what I'm talking about and I'm sure you know how much it can suck.