Normally I sell viruses at the going rate, but just for you Anon E. Mous Im going to take customer service to the next level. Im offering you your very own special virus, at 75 % off. JUST FOR YOU!! YES, HAS YOUR NAME ON IT. YOUR NAME SPELLED "SLIMEBALL". Oh, and dont worry about the shipping address. The shipper knows where you live. He just follows the slime trail. Two shiny trails in the sand.

Pleasure doin business with ya!!!!!!!!!!!!