"Also, please don't ask me about Hairjobs anymore, lol. It's not gonna happen, accept it and let's move on."
Leona,
For the most part, Leona, I think that the people who keep asking/bugging you about it are the sort of folks who ... either don't frequent this message board often, or who by the nature of their correspondence clearly have some social issues to deal with.
I can admit to the fact that a hairjob would be wonderful to get, however I'm certainly not going to ask someone who, let's face it, is sort of a 'friend' to us here, to "go do one so we can see it". Not only is it a crass thing to just up and ask, but especially since you've explained why you aren't, don't, and won't perform one: none of us here who really respect you are going to ask you about it.
That being said, the people who do ask, I wouldn't feel too badly about "disappointing".
--Amorphis