They say that imitation is the highest form of flattery. Well, for every rule there is an exception, and I adamantly take exception to this sad sack thinking he can pass himself off as me. If you had had the extreme good fortune to have met the real Leona, as I did the other night, I don't think you could find it in your heart to post such disparaging comments to her. You certainly could not help but respect her to the highest degree, and your trashy post is both utterly tasteless and highly disrespectful. You really should be rather ashamed of yourself. Thank you, my true friends, for knowing me well enough to know I would never post such garbage. I suspect that every one of these posts was made by the same pervert, posting replies to his own original garbage to try to elevate himself to an acceptable status. How sad for him.

Lovely Leona, my wonderful new friend. Thank you for knowing me, and believing in me. No lowlife here can ever tarnish the halo that you wear in my heart and mind.

Ever yours,

Romeopapa