I heard that the European Union is planning a regulation that waist+ long hair becomes a part of the European Cultural Heritage, gets entered to a register, photographed (would be useful to have an insider on the register), protected by law and the European Criminal Code and the owner-ess of it deprived some rights (like to cut it) and granted others (like to be admired at k.f.).

Mrs Pope should move to EU.

Or something like that....