It's not the big spiders you've gotta watch out for, Paul........it's the little critters that hide in the toilet

Have a great trip - say hello to me father, sister, uncle, aunt, nephew and 4 cousins........yep, they've all out headed out there to live.

Was it summat I said, guys ??

Bondi Beach ain't all its cracked up to be - try the Queensland coast for long hair (hint, hint)

See ya in 2004.