Nudder won

by OI812

pc got into his grubbiest clothes on Saturday

morning and set about all the chores his wife had been on him to get done for weeks.

He'd cleaned the garage, pruned the hedge, and was halfway

through mowing the lawn when a woman pulled up in the

driveway and yelled out her window, "Say, what do you get for

yard work?"

pc thought for a minute, then answered, "The lady

who lives here, lets me sleep with her."