Hi Richard......take everything literally, do you?

I WAS only kiddin', pal.

Boy, you must be SUCH FUN to be around. Savvy?

Be sure that conscience of yours (which I'm sure puts all us mere mortals on here to shame) doesn't jump up and BITE you in the ass one fine day when it finds you sneakin' a peek at some of the lude, rude and nude pics on here!!

ps - happy xmas

pps - bugger off and get a life