I would walk around to her, lean down and give her a big long kiss, and then tell her that she's the best wife ever for knowing exactly what I need, everytime.

I would then go back around to her hair while she remains seated, pull down my pants, gather all her hair my hands and form it into a huge mound of silky soft nirvana, and stick my cock into it.

And that's just for starters...

Aye caramba!