Which right-wing Republican hair do you most secretly lust after? Especially if, like me, you're politically liberal, you might admit to admiring a lady from the other side whom you might otherwise despise but whose mane you wouldn't secretly object to enjoying a hairjob with? What forbidden fruit might that be? Ann Coulter, Lauren Bobert (sp.?), Marjorie Taylor Greene, Michele Bachman or the original conservative fashion plate, Sarah Palin? Your nominations, please.