I'm curious what y'all think about scarves as a substitute for long hair when you're looking for something silky to wrap around your manhood?

My wife's got a bunch of them hanging on the bedroom closet door, and I started playing around with some today while she was working. It's not the real thing, but it's not half bad, either.

There's some scarf porn out there, and it doesn't really excite me like hairjob porn. But simply for the sensation, scarves are a nice alternative.