To be her hair maintenance lover.

A guy could spend hours every day making it as perfect as could be.

Imagine storing a weeks worth of jizz shots, then massaging it in, and wrapping it up to soak in while you suck her boobs and tongue her clit driving her wild with passion.

Then you head for the shower for a shampoo and conditioning.

Then toweling and blowing it dry, watching the massive length and thickness.

Yes it would be heaven.