'get all jpg's' didn't work,,BUTT,,eyez got'm all, anyway
thedailydirty.net/dd_thard/002bhj/zdd.htm
trich,,to slow 4 me,,BUTT,,pics hotlink
[this is the very 1st, nlh, sorry, pic][lil blurry..i need glasses, i guess]
GOPlAinTraFk
Go play in traffic
UvGotAFAcLikASqEzdTBag
You've got a face like a squeezed tea-bag
IfUHdABrAnUdBDAjrus
If you had a brain you'd be dangerous
IfUWnt2AMndREdrTherWldBNoChrge
If you went to a mind reader there would be no charge
INoWenURLIinYaLpsMov
I know when you are lying, Your lips move
TLItsROnBtNo1isHOm
The lights are on, but no one is home
URAsMchUsAsMdGrdsOnATortus
You are as much use as mud guards on a tortoise
TWhElsMvnBtTHmstrsDEd
The Wheel's moving but the hamster's dead
URAsUsfLAsAChocl8Tpot
You are as much use as a chocolate teapot
UR1SndwchShrtOfAPiKnk
You are one sandwich short of a picnic
:-(YaBrAnIsntAsBgAsYa(_,_)
A pity your brain isn't as big as your bottom
Shrinkaphobia
"Hey, this is a nude beach. I ain't getting in that cold water!"
Carmenelectraphobia
"Get that *(^%#*# vodka bottle away from me!!"
Oldfartophobia
"He's coming straight for us--with his left turn signal on!"
Windophobia
"You have to push 'Start' to turn the damn computer off?!"
pc