Ok you may not have been waiting for it but here is my story:

I am 34. Married for 8yrs and we do not have kids because we do not have conventional sex. It is a difficult challenge to live with. But we do have great orgasms!

Also I am bisexual (I think, curious anyway) and have a hair fetish (derr!) And have never had a blowjob (booo).

I have had a hair fetish for as long as I can remember. As a kid I had a family friend who would visit monthly and eventually after sometime I plucked up the courage whilst she played on the nintendo to gently touch my dick to her hair. She seemingly had no idea. We would have been about 12?

I have wanked in more places than I can count, the bravest being: whilst touching/sniffing my friends hair on the school bus (came in my pants) and being touched by another friend during history class (I came in my pants on at least 4 occasions) she flipped her blond hair a lot and i think she knew what she was doing! We would have been 14 or 15. In French class 2 girls sat in front and flicked and played with their hair a lot. They definitely knew the effect it had.

At uni I would get with a girl specifically by complementing her hair. I am hard at the memory of some of those times. One time a big girl was sat on my lap, felt me get hard from the conversation and purposefully flipped her dark brown hair into my face. She took me home for a handjob.

Another time a hot girl I knew, and I were at an all night prayer service. I walked her home, stopped in the street and felt brave enough to say "sorry can I touch your thick hair". She was into it and started kissing me! we then went home and had sex. That was hot as hell, but she was a bit odd so I refused a relationship #regret - her hair is now longer and really thick. 1 girl I fancied for 3 full yrs, sat next to her on the bus home from London and wanked into my pants whilst she delicately slept on my shoulder... I had wanked on the coach many times but usually the hair I was touching was in the seat in front, not sniffing distance from my face.

My gf at uni (quite brief) was always horny and had long thick blonde hair. She didn't want to suck but was happy to get eaten. She would wank me in public. 1 time she held my cock whilst we were in the kitchen talking to her mum, I was stood behind her and she felt it prod her back so she made sure it stayed hard. I later pointed out when we snuck down stairs for some water that her knickers were wet, so I got even!

On a charity weekend I was able to touch a girls thick hair and pretended to dry my hands with it.

Went straight to the loo and came.

On a different charity week away I escorted a girl downstairs and asked her to pop onto this other landing in the hotel. I said "im sorry but i have to do this" grabbed a handful of thick and freshly washed and dried, hair and sniffed.

I was (annoyingly) engaged at the time otherwise I'd have tried to kiss her. I later told her and she said I should have done - she was very keen to give me a blowjob. #missedout

I've had a few online wanks with her since being married. She has very long thick hair!

My wife is WAY out of my league. She suffers from anxiety so we do not have real sex because she cannot touch her vagina (germaphobe) but she has an intense vibrator and cums really hard with it. She has shoulder length (now) auburn hair and is smoking hot. She tells me I am weird all the time during our sex but I ignore her and get her to brush her hair, play with her hair, pull her (and my) hair, put her hair up and slowly let it down and whip her hair on my body. Last week I was on my front, and she played with my balls and let her hair tickle my bum. When it was obvious I liked it I started fucking the bed: the forward thrust hitting the bed the backward thrust smacking into her head. I came hard that night!

It has taken me a few years to persuade her that I do love her but I do also fancy the motherfucking pants off her.

I have in the last year started being able to ejaculate onto her hot bod - she is chubbier than she wants to be but I absolutely love it!

I sometimes get her to play with my balls from behind or grind her vibrating pussy against my ass so I can feel it too. We do not usually cum together but I make sure we both do.

I have now (since july) cum on her sexy back twice and just about stopped the jizz from landing fully in her hair (she has told me I must not do that) but semi-intentionally the first couple of spits has made it to the edges of her hair. I have of course apologised and claimed it was an accident. It was!

I have been asking for a blowjob since day 1. She thinks it is repulsive. I am not allowed to eat her out either which means I haven't eaten pussy since 2005ish.

Recently she has started kissing my stomach just below the belly button. I know she isn't sucking dick, but it looks a bit like she is, and I pretend that if she stayed there I would full on cum all over her face. I obviously don't, but the thought of it is wonderful.

Last night she wanked me for a while, asking me to get harder, (easily done as soon as she smiles at me!) And then moved to whipping her hair on my junk, she then laid her hair on my hard cock and rubbed her head up and down my penis. It looked like a blowjob, it felt incredible, and to make it kinkier i told myself I would not let her know when I was going going to cum and I would just shoot my whole load into her glorious hair. She would be so mad if I did!! I didn't, because I am nice: my precum filled her hair and i got her to move away and finish by hand which was instant. I came hard again and was shuddering for some time afterwards.

What does the future hold? Don't know, but it will be kinky as hell (I hope!)

I will not post a photo but she looks just like a new model on MFC "mymeller"

I would love to hear your thoughts