''make the cut'' = ok

''got/git/gittin it cut''=bad words

lol

This story occurred on PC radio.

The FM stations has a competition where they ring someone up,

ask them three personal questions, ring their spouse or partner,

ask them the same three questions, if the answers are the same,

the couple win an overseas holiday.

Last week the competition went like this:

Presenter/DJ: Hey its PCs-FM, do you want to play the game ?

Romeo: Yeah, sure.

Presenter: O.K., Question 1 - When was the last time you had sex?

Romeo: Ha Ha, well, about 8 o'clock this morning.

Presenter: And how long did it go for Romeo ?

Romeo: Hmmmmm .... about 10 minutes.

Presenter: 10 minutes? Good one. And where did you do it?

Romeo: Ohhhh , I can't say that.

Presenter: There's a holiday to Bali at stake here Romeo !

Romeo: O.K. ... O.K. ... On the kitchen table.

Presenter: (and others in the room - much laughter). Good one Romeo, now is it O.K. for us to call your wife ?

Romeo: Yeah, alright.

Presenter: Hi Diane, how are you ?

Diane: Hi. Good thanks.

Presenter: (Explains competition again) We've got Romeo on the other line, say hello.

Diane: Hi Romeo.

Romeo: Hi Diane.

Presenter: Now Diane, we're going to ask you the same three questions we asked Romeo

and if you give the same answers, you win a trip for two to Bali.

Romeo: Just tell the truth Honey.

Diane: O.K.

Presenter: Diane, when was the last time you had sex ?

Diane: Oohhhh, noooooo. I can't say that on radio.

Romeo: Diane, it doesn't matter. I've already told them.

Diane: O.K. ... About 8: 00 this morning before Romeo went to work.

Presenter: Good, nice start ! Next question. How long did it go for Diane ?

Diane: (giggling) About 12, maybe 15 minutes.

Co-Presenter: That's close enough ... Romeo was just being a gentleman.

Presenter: O.K. Diane, final question. Where did you do it ?

Diane: Oh no I can't say that. My mum could be listening. No way, no.

Presenter: There's a trip to Bali on the line here.

Romeo: Diane, I've already told them so it doesn't matter anyway.. just tell em.

Diane: Ohhhh .... alright .... Up the ass !

''Radio Silence''

pc [ritflmao]

ps:

sorry romeo,,cents steve ain't around much,,gotta pic on someboody

[uh,,,dat woodbee u..lol]