To be fair i knew it was fake from the first line. I've read every story about hair, but i was still getting excited hearing about it. please continue!

i love long hair, experienced a lot of it in my time. got a lot of stories... the best one is about a neighbour of mine with floor length hair, she used to water the flowers on her windowsill and her hair would drape over my window below. I'd wake up to the smell of shampoo in the morning and open my window to feel the silky locks....

stay tuned. more coming soon