LONG,MISSPELLED,BUT GOOD AND REAL!

by Thebrunswickboy Website: Thebrunswickboy

IM BACK FROM HANGING OUT WITH MY MOM AT HER WORK...


I KNOW YOUR WOUNDING:


WHY?

WHO?

WHERE?

WHAT WENT DOWN?



AND I WILL TELL YOU ALL THAT


WHY: WELL I WAS BOARD AT AROUND 5:30 PM SO I WALKED TO A BUDDYS HOUSE AND HE WAS NOT HOME SO I WALKED TO HIS WORK HE LIVES 1 BLOCK AWAY FROM HIS WORK HE SAID I COULD USE HIS CAR (HE JUST WONTED ME TO STOP BUGING HIM AT WORK) HE SAID TO HAVE IT BACK BY NOON ON 5/27/2003 SO I GOT HIS CAR AND DRIVED TO MY MOMS WORK


WHERE: MY MOM WORKS AT WALLMART IN BRUNSWICK MAINE


WHAT WENT DOWN: WELL I GOT THERE AND I STOPED IN ON MY MOMS "POST" WE TALKED FOR A BIT THEN I WALKED AROUND THE STORE FOR A LONG TIME


AT ONE POUNT I HURD SOMETHING OVER THE P.A ABOUT Elizabeth Edgecomb Miss Maine BEING IN THE STORE BUT I WAS TALKING TO A BUDDY THAT WORKS IN THE Electronics DEPARTMENT SO IT DID NOT "CLICK" IN MY MIND TO GO "CHECK HER OUT"


ME AND MY BUDDY FROM THE Electronics DEPARTMENT WENT OUT BACK INTO THE STOCK ROOM TO RIDE THE FORKLIFT AROUND


I HUNG OUT AT THE STORE JUST WALKED AROUND NEER THE BACK (THEY KEEP ALL THE REAL BIG KOOL THINGS AS FAR AWAY FROM THE DOORS AS THEY CAN AND Elizabeth Edgecomb Miss Maine WAS UP AT THE DOORS


AT 10:50 P.M THEY SAID WALLMART WILL BE CLOSEING IN TEN MINS......BLA BLA BLA

AT ABOUT 10:56 P.M I WALKED UP TO NEER THE DOORS AND WHERE MY MOMS POST AND WHERE Elizabeth Edgecomb Miss Maine WAS


WHEN I SAW Elizabeth Edgecomb Miss Maine I FELT ALL THE BLOOD RUSH TO MY FACE SO WAS REAL HOT


IT WAS ABOUT 3 MINS TILL I COULD GET MYSELF TO GO SAY "HAY"


I WALKED OVER AND WAS ABOUT TO SAY "HAY" WHEN SHE JUST SAT DOWN ON THIS SEAT AND PULLED OFF HER FOOTWHER


I PULLED UP A SEAT NEER HER I SAID "LONG DAY ON YOU FEET?"


SHE SAID"YEA ...........BLA BLA BLA BLA"


THEY HAD CLOSED THE STORE BUT THEY KNOW ME SO I COULD STAY INSIDE


ME AND Elizabeth Edgecomb Miss Maine TALKED FOR A BIT THERE WAS A SEAT RIGHT NEXT TO HER I MOVED TO THAT ONE

WE KEEP TALKING

IT GOT ONTO TALKING ABOUT ALL THE BACKSTAGE STUFF THAT HAPPENS AT THE MISS AMERICA Competition AND THAT LEAD TO TALKING ABOUT HER HAIR SHE TILTED HER HEAD AT ME LIKE SAYING "YEA GO YOU CAN FEEL IT IF YOU WOUNT" SO I DID IT WAS SO SOFT AND IT SMELLED SO GOOD SHE WAS SEEMED TO LIKE ME FEELING HER HAIR


A CAR PULLED UP OUTSIDE AND HONKED SHE SINGED ONE OF THE PHOTOS THAT SHE HAD BEEN SINGING ALL DAY HANDED IT TO ME AND SHE SAID THAT IT WAS HER RIDE AND GOT UP AND WENT I PUT THE PHOTO IN MY Briefcase THAT I TAKE EVERYWHERE ITS ALLWAY FULL OF BLANK PAPERS BUT ONE ON THE TOP THAT HAS THE N.A.S.A LOGO ON IT


I WENT AND TALKED TO MY BUDDY FROM THE Electronics DEPARTMENT AND HE HAD A PHOTO ALLSO THEY BEEN GIVEING THEM OUT ALL DAY SO I DID NOT CARE BUT I LOOKED AT IT ALL IT SAID WAS Elizabeth Edgecomb I SAID "SHE MUST HAVE GOT SICK OF RIGHTING ALL THE STUFF SO SHE JUST PUT HER NAME"


HE SAID "NO ALL SHE COULD RIGHT WAS HER NAME SHE IT WAS SOME WALLMART LEGAL THING"


I SAID "OH WELL I COULD UNDERSTAND WHY..... BLA BLA BLA LEGAL TALK BLA BLA BLA"


HE ASKED "WHAT DID SHE WRIGHT ON YOURS?"


I LIED "SAME AS YOURS"


HE SAID "OK"


I WALKED DOWN TO UP NEER THE DOORS


ONE OF MY MOMS CO-WORKERS SAID "WHATS UP casanova?"