All Anya is doing is considering making a trim to her hair.
At most, she's only going down to knee level. Knee-level hair is still very long with a lot to enjoy. Is it really that huge of a loss going from ankle-to-calf length to knee-length? I'm sure she can still do all her wonderful hair activities despite a little cut.
You're acting like the whole universe will explode if she makes a simple trim. How is she going to be any less beautiful, sexy, unique, etc. by just cutting off a few inches? Her hair will still be wonderful no matter the length. Besides, she's made trims before and her hair still looked marvelous.
Anya herself said that long hair is from waist-length downward. You can't get any satisfaction from a woman having waist-length hair? Waist-length hair is still long with a lot to enjoy.
I think you're being out of line here calling us saps. You're also way out of line assuming you know what Anya will do as well as how she thinks. It's also wrong to say that we're not going to like Anya just because she makes a little trim. Plenty of guys here like long hair women with different lengths of hair.
If she really didn't care what we think she wouldn't have started this thread and would have just cut her hair anyway.
Stop being so superficial and be more respectful.