her's the deal

by pc



my elite friends and i have gone ''private''.

we vote, now, on who can and who can't.

sorry,,,no newbeez/trouble makers.

ino, a lot of u think i am the troublemaker

BUTT

think about it. am i?

we just want to surf/post in peace.


my point:


Question: How many ninja forum users does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer:


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been

changed


14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light

bulb could have been changed differently


7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs


27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light

bulbs


53 to flame the spell checkers


41 to correct spelling/grammar flames


6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another

6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive


2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is

"lamp"


15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light

bulb"

is perfectly correct


156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in

violation of their "acceptable use policy"


109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take

this

discussion to a lightbulb forum


203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and

lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped


111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs

and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum


306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to

buy

the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this

technique

and what brands are faulty


27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs


14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the

corrected URL's


3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this

group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group


33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including

all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"


12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot

handle the light bulb controversy


19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"


4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ


44 to ask what is a "FAQ"


4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"


143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions

about

light bulbs"


1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start

it all over again






pc is gone


ps

ninja, love your new site. congratsssssssssss

and i wish u success.

call me, if you want