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|a couple frum PCs|
|Monday, November 17 2003 - 1:00 by pc||
Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing.
The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.
The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.
The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying,,BUTT,,I remember pc, the young guy you're talking about."
if u like,,#s go to 06
i'll pass on perms
Growing old is inevitable, growing UP is
> > > > > > > optional.
He who dies with the most toys is still dead.
a real beaut
A very confident Scotsman walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive (and very longhair'd, blonde) woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The blonde notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was testing it." Intrigued, she says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" The Scot explains, "It uses alpha waves to communicate telepathically to its wearer." The blonde says, "Wow, that's amazing! What's it telling you now?" "Well, for one thing, it says you're not wearing any panties." She giggles and replies, "Well, it must be broken because I AM wearing panties!" The Scot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."
marco update[galleries have pop-ups]
pics won't link ,,SEW,, i'm not takin time
> > Breaking News [4 gboy]
> > A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit
> > Mexico.
> > 150,000 Mexicans have died and over a million are injured.
> > The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to
> > start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.
> > Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the riots.
> > The European community is sending food and money.
> > The United States is sending 150,000 replacement Mexicans.
qt [azz tc wood say]
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at PCs uinervtisy, it
deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoetnt tihng is that frist and lsat ltteer is at the
rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you sitll raed
it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey
lteter by itslef but the wrod as a wlohe.
sorry my spelling makes u/all 're'read' and cuts into surfing time........
[it's all in fun, uno]
this reminds me,,i got a olsen twins movie recorded.[laz nite]
they'r 17, now, little titty long hair.
i watched part of it, they were in the water, hair floating
gallery at bottom=penny's sister
deja vu [older sister]
[slowzone pics to load]
i started at bottom and got
up to oriental_cutie/
lookin 4 hair..no luck...
u surf #s?
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a
uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The cop asked,
"What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Beer and women with LONGHAIR.''
steve,,did u loose a kid? lol
[and then i added]
A SCOTISH FAMILY FROM THE HILLS WAS VISITING THE CITY AND THEY WERE IN A MALL FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THEIR LIFE. THE FATHER AND SON WERE STROLLING AROUND WHILE THE WIFE SHOPPED. THEY WERE AMAZED BY ALMOST EVERYTHING THEY SAW, BUT ESPECIALLY BY TWO SHINY, SILVER WALLS THAT COULD MOVE APART AND THEN SLIDE BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.
THE BOY ASKED," PAW, WHAT'S 'AT?"
THE FATHER ( NEVER HAVING SEEN AN ELEVATOR ) RESPONDED," SON, I DUNNO. I AIN'T NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I AIN'T GOT NO IDEA'R WHAT THAT IS."
WHILE THE BOY AND HIS FATHER WERE WATCHING WITH AMAZEMENT, A HEAVY SET, OLDER LADY WALKED UP TO THE MOVING WALLS AND PRESSED A BUTTON. THE WALLS OPENED AND THE LADY WALKED BETWEEN THEM INTO A SMALL ROOM. THE WALLS CLOSED AND THE BOY AND HIS FATHER WATCHED THE SMALL, CIRCULAR NUMBERS ABOVE THE WALLS, LIGHT UP SEQUENTIALLY. THEY CONTINUED TO WATCH UNTIL IT REACHED THE LAST NUMBER AND THEN THE NUMBERS BEGAN TO LIGHT IN THE REVERSE ORDER. THEN THE WALLS OPENED UP AGAIN AND A GORGEOUS, VOLUPTUOUS, 24-YEAR-OLD BLONDE WOMAN STEPPED OUT.
THE FATHER, NOT TAKING HIS EYES OFF THE YOUNG WOMAN, SAID QUIETLY TO HIS SON, "BOY, GO GIT YOUR MOMMA."
eyes got zum indian links
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