if more people posted links we, posters, wouldn't have time to surf 2 surf 4 new
here, read this while i got type u a letter
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
mothers and their small children...
"You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said,
"You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom. "Your obsession is with money. Again, it
manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turns to the third
"Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your
child's name, Brandy." A t this point, the fourth mother gets up,takes
her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving.''
A man, pc, is driving down a road.
A woman, Anya, is driving down the same road from the opposite direction. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells "PIG". The man immediately leans out his window and yells, "BITCH!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next curve, he crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road and totals his car.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: If only men would listen. [sorry, Anya]