I just don't get it -- never can and never will: be able to understand why a guy would want to or persuade his girlfriend to cut her hair. Now, i could see if it was frizzy, or really 'bad' hair or whatnot, alright, then perhaps you have a case. But in the thing with Cindy Christian...what the FUCK is wrong with you? Her stupid ass husband asks to cut it, and he DOES. It was probably just him trying to be a blowhard and show 'everyone' who oggled her for her hair that he had control over her.

I say shoot them. With the rarity of kick ass gals with long hair out there, these bastards are just ruining things and being an all around pain in the ass.